Mystery Edison Giocattoli “LR” ray gun from Germany

In April I was contacted via e-mail by a German woman who had seen this page on my old site and was interested in selling some EG ray guns in her possession.  This happens occasionally, and more often than not the sellers have mistaken me for a wealthy, eccentric collector, when in fact only the last two descriptors are accurate.  But this seller turned out to be fair-dealing, and best of all, she had something I had never seen before, specifically, this “rifle” style ray gun, clearly an EG, which is apparently a variation on their Thitan model Spacematic cap gun, a fine specimen of which I already own.

This, however, appears to be an “LR” variant of the Thitan, which term I adopt by analogy to the Super Thur LR.  I have never actually seen an EG ray gun with a stock before, yet alone been offered one for sale.  But this seller had two of this model, and I got the one pictured above shipped to my door for what was, to my mind, quite a reasonable price. Still trying to figure out the best way to display my growing collection.

Most exciting about this find was that I had no idea this model even existed before it was offered to me. The seller, intriguingly, claimed in one e-mail that “there are more space guns,” but her English was poor and I could never get her to elaborate.

Star Trek – Attitude Problem

http://youtu.be/2QXmRj_e2PQ

Every instance of the phrase “attitude control” from The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, and Voyager (that I am aware of), cut together in the most amusing arrangement I could find. Please let me know if I missed any.

They’re Made Out of Meat

I have before opined that the universe is likely sprawling with intelligences that are utterly disinterested in us because we are still biological, and therefore mortal, and therefore think and act on a timescale that must seem ridiculously hasty to them. To stretch the as-flies-to-wanton-boys metaphor a bit, consider the two-week lifespan of the fruit fly. How seriously could we take them as a peer society? Even if we did somehow figure out they were trying to communicate with us?

Bre Pettis showed me this video, which dates from at least four years ago and is derived from a short story by Terry Bisson, at Bay Area Maker Faire 2011 last weekend, and I can’t stop giggling over it. The video shows more than a smidge of Twin Peaks styling, plus a nod to aliens Kang and Kodos from The Simpsons (“We are merely exchanging long protein strings…”) at the end.

My dried orange peel box

Here’s a link to the fantastic British brainy-toys site Grand Illusions that I’ve been hoarding for awhile, hoping to someday reproduce the process and post it as a tutorial. I have tried sun-drying several of the largest orange peels I can find on suitable forms, and shown above is the one functional round box that I have produced. As you can see, it is quite small and ugly compared to these:

Just posted this over at MAKE, but I wanted a dedicated page to show my progress towards reproducing the process so far. The original description mentions that the peels are “squeezed thin” after soaking, but before forming and drying, which is something I haven’t attempted yet. How, I wonder, do you squeeze an intact hemispherical citrus peel into a thin layer without damaging it?

Adobe PhotoShop spies for counterfeiters

Pop up warning from Adobe PhotoShop CS2 v.9.0 on loading a photograph of a US $20 banknote.

Check out the pop-up love note I got from Adobe PhotoShop CS2, version 9.0, when I opened a photograph, taken on my digital camera, showing a real $20 banknote lying next to 6 same-sized blank sheets of white paper. While this image was open, I also could not adjust the resolution of the image using the “Image Size” tool. The original photo, that gave this warning, contained the whole bill. Once I’d cropped it to the photo shown here, saved the image, and opened it again, the warning went away and PhotoShop resumed behaving normally.

Does vitamin C defeat counterfeit test pens?

My test strips showing too strong, too weak, and just right.

From left to right, test sheets have been treated with 0.000, 0.007, 0.015, 0.030, 0.060, and 0.120 M ascorbic acid from ground vitamin pills, allowed to dry, ad marked with a counterfeit test pen. The 0.030 M solution produces a stable color that is very close to the mark on a real US $20 note, top. That color only becomes stable after about 30 seconds, however, and the visible color change over time is not seen on authentic bills.

Well, sort of.

Some time ago, a friend reported to me a rumor he’d heard that Aqua Net hairspray could be applied to regular paper to defeat a counterfeit test pen. I tested it, and found it wasn’t true, at least not with the kind of Aqua Net I used. But in the course of reading up to perform that test I learned that counterfeit test pens work by the common starch-iodine reaction: Iodine and starch create a complex species that has a distinct blue-black color. Currency paper has no starch in it, whereas most common paper does. So if your paper turns blue on exposure to iodine that’s a pretty good sign it isn’t real currency paper. That, or some jerk has treated your real money with spray-on laundry starch which (though I haven’t tested this, yet), would probably make real currency paper test as counterfeit.

Anyway, so I knew from that little experiment how the pens work, and when a buddy at MAKE recently rehashed our invisible inkjet printer project from Vol 16, I realized that the chemistry in use there, in which vitamin C inhibits the starch-iodine reaction to develop an invisible ink, might well imply that a solution of vitamin C would also defeat the same reaction when it’s used in a counterfeit test pen.

Turns out I was kind of right. Just kind of. A 0.030 M solution of vitamin C (ascorbic acid) made from ground-up vitamin supplements gives the counterfeit pen a stable color on normal office copy paper that is hard to distinguish, visually, from the color of the pen on a real banknote. Trouble is, it takes awhile to reach that stable color. Like 30 to 45 seconds. It’s darker, at first, and then fades. Stronger solutions of vitamin C make the mark fade more rapidly and to a lighter color than is “correct,” whereas weaker solutions do not fade the mark as much and leave a darker color than is “correct.” Specific experimental details are in small print below.

So, it appears to me that vitamin C does not actually “inhibit” the starch-iodine reaction; rather, it out-competes it energetically. The product of the reaction of vitamin C with iodine is, I think, more stable than the starch-iodine complex, but the starch-iodine complex forms faster. So you get a visibly dark starch-iodine reaction which fades to a lighter color as the iodine is drawn off to react with vitamin C.

10 x 1000mg vitamin C tablets were ground in a mortar and pestle and stirred overnight with 2 cups carbon-filtered tap water to prepare a 0.120 M solution of ascorbic acid (and possibly other pill ingredients that have not been identified or controlled for). Serial dilution produced solutions of 0.060, 0.030, 0.015, and 0.007 M concentrations. Water from the same source was used as a control. Bill-sized pieces of Office Depot copy paper were cut, rolled, and each soaked overnight in a test tube containing one of the six test solutions. The next day, the rolled papers were removed from the test tubes, unrolled by hand, and couched on separate folded paper towels to dry overnight. They were then taped to a piece of plate glass and an approximately 1-inch mark was applied using a commercial counterfeit test marker. A new US $20 note was also marked for comparison. The samples were photographed immediately, and after one-half hour. The samples were marked again, and each mark filmed to record the first 30 seconds of the color reaction’s time course. The 0.030 M solution was found to give stable color that very closely matched the marked reference bill by visual inspection. Weaker solutions gave darker marks that were not deceptive, and stronger solutions gave faint or completely absent marks.

Improvised cigarette butt receptacle

I don’t smoke, but my housemate does, and so do many of my friends, and besides the unsightliness of loose cigarette butts (either in an ashtray or on the ground), there’s also a significant risk of wildfire in my area at this time of year. This is just stuff I had lying around: a terracotta flowerpot and saucer, a soup can, and an heirloom ashtray. When you’re done smoking, you just pick up the ashtray, drop the butt in the hole, and put the ashtray back. The butt falls in the soup can inside the pot. On trash day you remove the flowerpot and empty the can into the bag. It works well, looks good, and is easy to do.

Screen Review: Cigarette Burns, John Carpenter

John Carpenter’s one-hour episode of The Masters of Horror series not only eclipses every other episode, but, for my money, everything else that Carpenter himself has ever done. And I say that as a Carpenter fan. The episode contains none of Carpenter’s characteristic camp, which I’ve always been able to take or leave, but plenty of the gore anyone who knows Carpenter’s work will be expecting. It’s fantastic and terrifying and will echo in your brain—like its brilliantly-evoked MacGuffin—for a long time to come. And although I will admit a weakness for “cursed object” horror, Carpenter’s filmic take on The King In Yellow does it almost exactly right. It even manages a straight-faced happy ending, which is an almost unbelievable achievement given the depths of darkness that come before.

Book Review: The Keep, F. Paul Wilson

I was drawn to this book via the arty-but-incomprehensible ’83 movie adaptation directed by Michael Mann. I like “ancient evil” horror in general, and “ancient evil versus modern soldiers” especially. So the premise–which at first seemed to me rather like Nazis-vs-Cthulhu–was pretty exciting to me. The movie turned me off after about half an hour, but, intrigued, I bought the book, and read it. Or started to read it. The atmosphere is tense and foreboding and the premise artfully conceived. It all works quite well until the face of the evil inhabiting the titular Keep is finally revealed. I won’t include any spoilers, but I will say that I think Wilson has committed one of the classic horror blunders by not keeping us guessing for, well, quite a bit longer than he did. Stephen King called it “opening the door.” Wilson opens it too soon.

And too wide. The evil floating green cloud doesn’t necessarily have to have a face in it. And if it does, in the end, it doesn’t have to be just one. And it doesn’t have to be a human face. Spielberg was right about the shark: These things are scarier if hinted at, rather than detailed.

John Ford’s point, Monument Valley, Spring 2004

From a road trip with my father. Both he and I appear in the panorama. He photographed one angle with me in it, and I photographed one angle with him in it. Previously published at full resolution on one of my old pages.